Fitarded

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

fatarded

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

fetarded

A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.

Hey did you hear the new Bjork song? It's pretty fetarded. Actually, all her music is fetarded.

by arnie123 April 22, 2010

fatarded

Short for fucking retarded. Meaning very very stupid. Can add even more emphasis by saying fucking fatarded.

After Joel put a staple into his head by accident I said, "You're so fucking fatarded."

by Ryan December 22, 2002

Futarded

Another word for "fucking retarded". ;

"Holy jizum. Denise is so Futarded."

by Flying Cupcakes July 7, 2009

fritarded

The state of being more stupid and/or less observant on Fridays.

"Did I just write 'maked' on that proposal? Man, I must be Fritarded!"

by bellephly August 18, 2006

Fatarded

Fucken retards

My friend is very fatarded for not getting a a on a test

by Gshshdhd May 22, 2019