Justin's definitions

mammalaya

a fine meat dish of meats from around the world. each mammal was eaten by the later to eventually create a stew of 33 animals, which is in the end, just whale shit.

how to make mammalaya:
take one turducken (a pork stuffed game hen stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey) and feed it to a moose. Kill the moose within 20 minutes of ingestion, remove the stomach and liquify the contents. Intravenously feed the liquid to a Deer. Feed the deer to a large group of cows, and then give the full cows to a whale. Wait till the whale shits, collect the excrement and boil for 3 hours. Strain off excess muck and drink.

pass the mammalaya

hey ya'll, the mammalaya is on, grab a spoon.

by justin January 15, 2004

dinner plate nipple

word used when a girls aerolas are equivelant or exceed the size of a dinner plate

when cindy showed me her boobs i laughed my ass off at her huge dinner plate nipples.

by justin February 26, 2005

Tizzy

in disorder : hurting.

My heart is in a tizzy.

by justin November 4, 2003

Flip-flaps

An alternate word for 'flip-flops', commonly used by African American males in the southeastern United States.

"Rerun! Make sho you put on yo flip-flaps befo you git on da beach!"

by Justin December 15, 2003

Phizzle

Phizzle comes from the english word telephone meaning phone

Cizzle izzle yizzle Yoizzle cizzle phizzle? foizzle shizzle mizzle nizzle

by Justin October 15, 2004

musicianary

A missionary whose primary tool is one of music, using songs to spread the Gospel.

The musicianary is singing songs about Jesus with those tribal leaders.

by Justin June 1, 2004

Homsar

An elderley version of the popular web-character Homestar Runner. Homsar is one who lived through the sixties, which is why we can barely understand him (we even tolf him not to drink the bong water).

Hey Tubs, I just lost my jenga-jam.

Don't you talk to me.

by Justin April 15, 2003