Workout 

Anytime a person, place or thing beats the holy hell out of something else.

To get the shit fucked out of you by a chick is to get a "workout".
When a team beats another by a very large margin is a "workout"
When a dealer in a casino takes all of your hard earned money is a "workout".
To take a massive shit in a bathroom, you just gave that bathroom a "workout".
ETC, ETC....

Workout by M2million December 9, 2006

Workout Hangover 

The feeling of complete bodily soreness the day after working out. Typically characterized by dreading getting out of bed, evading steps, avoiding heavy objects that need lifting, refraining from raising your arms above your head, telling people not to touch you, and a general lack of movement.

I got my butt kicked during my workout last night, and now I have a workout hangover. Please don't touch me.

Man, I could not get out of bed this morning. I was so sore from lifting and had a major workout hangover.

Person 1: I'm taking the elevator today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did squats yesterday, and I've got a workout hangover today.
Person 2: I completely understand. I won't touch you.

Workout Hangover by jdavis5787 October 5, 2011

workout impostor 

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.

workout impostor by mheartstar March 10, 2011

Workout dick 

Term to describe ones penis post workout. Workout sucks tend to be pathetically small and flaccid due to flood flow being distribute to other parts of the body

Man I got a bad case of workout dick right now. It’s so small and wrinkly jeeze.

Workout dick by Larmonaid May 13, 2018

workout shit 

After you work out and you have to take the worst shit of your life and you can barely make it to the bathroom in time. Your ass hole feels like it is on fire and people a mile away can smell it.

Billy was working out and got a workout shit from the buffalo wings he ate for lunch.

workout shit by SamHamm February 22, 2009

Workout Wank 

When your gym workout is so solid that every muscle in your body is pumping except for your man muscle so you feverishly have a post workout wank.

I couldn’t wait to get home for my workout wank so I just pumped it in the locker room shower.

Workout Wank by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

workout partner 

sex partner

after a 'treatment' with my workout partner, both of us positively GLOWED!

my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!

workout partner by michael foolsley October 23, 2011