Fitard 

A person that relies on people's comment or reviews about anything in order to be able to buy or do something.

Bro you're such a fitard when it comes to workout supplements.

Fitard by BlvdDaddy August 19, 2016

fatarded 

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

fatarded by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

figard 

the hardest nigga up at PSU

man, don't mess with figard, he'll fuckin kill you!

figard by Ian April 1, 2005

Rucking Fetard 

Politically correct way to point out a person's inability or unwillingness to use the mental capacities with which they've been born.

Sarah Palin is a rucking fetard.

Rucking Fetard by Carpetbagger_68 February 11, 2010

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

fetarded 

A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.

Hey did you hear the new Bjork song? It's pretty fetarded. Actually, all her music is fetarded.

fetarded by arnie123 April 22, 2010

ftard 

an abreviation for fucktard. Can be used in mixed company without the offense of the word fuck.

That guy is a fucktard.

ftard by john haugh July 30, 2004