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frigtard 

Frig (derivative of fuck) + tard (retard) = frigtard (fucking retard)
That frigtard thinks Windows is a superior operating system to Mac OS X.
frigtard by Steve Dallas January 28, 2007
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Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010
quit being a fretard
fretard by julian pearl October 31, 2011

Friturday 

Begins after work Friday evening and can last until Saturday morning. The Saturday morning Walk of Shame is a clear indicator that Friturday is over.

Friturday has been interjected at the end of the work week, but before the weekend to give a feeling of a longer weekend.

Also instead of asking someone what they will be doing after work on Friday night, you can simply ask, “What are you doing on Friturday?”

Using Friturday will also avoid any confusion when asking someone their “Friday Plans” as most people have to work on Friday day.

Friturday however is a time to get out there, party up, forget about work, and extend your weekend!
I drove to Las Vegas Friturday and drank all night, gambled on Saturday, and drove home Sunday.
Frat boys with too much testosterone and not enough functioning brain cells.
She just watched a fight on university boulevard sponsored by fratards and their machisimo.
Fratard by langosta_palestina August 30, 2009

frigtard 

frigging + retard

word to denote Fucking Retarded people
He is such a frigtard.

or

It made me realize that this world has a lot of frigtards.
frigtard by LAD.M March 9, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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