1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

fretard

freaking retard

quit being a fretard

fretard by julian pearl October 31, 2011

Friturday

Begins after work Friday evening and can last until Saturday morning. The Saturday morning Walk of Shame is a clear indicator that Friturday is over.

Friturday has been interjected at the end of the work week, but before the weekend to give a feeling of a longer weekend.

Also instead of asking someone what they will be doing after work on Friday night, you can simply ask, “What are you doing on Friturday?”

Using Friturday will also avoid any confusion when asking someone their “Friday Plans” as most people have to work on Friday day.

Friturday however is a time to get out there, party up, forget about work, and extend your weekend!

I drove to Las Vegas Friturday and drank all night, gambled on Saturday, and drove home Sunday.

Friturday by Christopher Firegoat April 13, 2008

Fratard

Frat boys with too much testosterone and not enough functioning brain cells.

She just watched a fight on university boulevard sponsored by fratards and their machisimo.

Fratard by langosta_palestina August 30, 2009

frigtard

frigging + retard

word to denote Fucking Retarded people

He is such a frigtard.

or

It made me realize that this world has a lot of frigtards.

frigtard by LAD.M March 9, 2008

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026