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fritarded

The state of being more stupid and/or less observant on Fridays.
"Did I just write 'maked' on that proposal? Man, I must be Fritarded!"
by bellephly August 18, 2006
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Flirtarded

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.
Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!
by asedwards December 21, 2006
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failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.
by mvolfman December 13, 2010
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Britarded

A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.
- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.
by Tufur February 26, 2022
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Frerarded

A term for two real life people being shipped together, taking its name from a famous example of this, Gerard Way x Frank Iero
Lily and Alex totally got Frerarded!”
by SoLongAndGoodnight September 2, 2022
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fatarded

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person
Jeanette is completely fatarded.
by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009
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Fitarded

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010
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