Fridays

American Restaurant where younger guys can pick up on divorced women.

That woman at Fridays got me a drink since they carded me.

by kureishiguy April 21, 2004

Fridays

A slang term used to describe men and women of white/caucasian decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "cracker," "the man," "uptight," "white devil," and "pizza." The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and some Monday friends. The reason 'Friday' became the slur mostly stems from the first historical account (on Friday, June 18, 1790) of a slave master "cracking his whip" on a slave who stopped picking cotton on a Virginia plantation. The slaves called him a "cracker." This historical account was then tied into the widely accepted fact that the first baked cracker came about on Friday, March 13, 1801 when Massachusetts baker, Josiah Bent, burnt a batch of biscuits in his oven. Later on, Bent sold his enterprise to the company we now know as Nabisco on Friday, Sept. 23, 1898. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.

Billy: I love Fridays!

Tyree: Shut up you uptight, cracker-ass, white devil Friday!!

Wong: Yeah..stupid Friday!

Habib: root dee doot doot! Thank you come again...Friday-ass honkey!

Altogether: Lets get some pizza!

by RedNeckZilla August 12, 2008

Fridays

the weekends when a group of friends get together and drink alcohol and/or get high. using usually tequila jose cuervo usually or jack daniels the number of people there usually range from 5-15. "fridays" basically are the funnest weekends you'll ever experience in your life. You make the funniest, and most unforgettable memories at them. Fridays definitely are, unforgettable :)

R.I.P. "Fridays" :(
best times, now theyre gone
OCTOBER 2005 - FEBRUARY 2006
Fucking unforgettable hilariouss drunken times
Always & Forever will they live on in our hearts<3
whoever hasnt been to fridays sucks.

by Alishaaaa July 27, 2006

Fridays

Friday, ahhhhh sweet friday. End of the week. And as we all know, Fridays are pants optional days!

"Streaker" Bob yelled, "Bam, I got shot!"
"Don't worry Fridays are pants optional!"
"And medikare will help, if you pay Bush!

by Homefrog February 20, 2004

Fridays

A word for a white individual, because everyone loves fridays, and everyone loooooooves white people!
Opposite of mondays

Yay for fridays!!

by Big Kahk January 24, 2009

Friday

Originally named in celebration of a Norse Goddess, Friya's Day or Friday was perhaps the most sought after day of the week. People would fall to their knees and Thank God It's Friday. However strict guidelines for celebrating this holy day were made famous by Rebecca Black's song.

Commandments of Friday:

Thou shall eat cereal at precisely 7 a.m.
Thou shall heavily consider which seat to take.
Thou shall Get Down on Friday.
Thou shall know tomorrow is Saturday
Thou shall be Partyin' Partyin'.

Tony: "Its Friday Friday, Gotta get down on Friday"

Johnson: "Herman its Friday? That means Partyin' partyin' YEAH

Alex: "Herman, its friday, i don't know which seat to take"

Herman: ...It's 7am and you fuckers ruined my favorite day of the week already. Can't a guy get his Frosted Flakes in peace?"

by Guess415 April 22, 2011

Friday

The day after Thursday and before Saturday, according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoying day of the week now.

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday

by He who lieks mudkipz March 17, 2011