Poole

A person that generates utter fantasy and awe. They usually like to play sports and are particularly good at them... especially basketball and billiards.
He pooled me with shock and awe!
by Entity5 October 09, 2008
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Poole

the poole is coming
by ty & ry March 25, 2016
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Poole

i).Parasitic Fungal Growth found at the arse end of Bournemouth. A particularly incestuous strain of chav-retard-inbreed can be found in the Upton Slum. Chav-Youths in this area spread the fungal disease by 'Bummin in the Woodses' and are known as 'Spores'. They carry AIDS and Herpes.

ii). To Shit. A Public convenience. A place to Defecate or Urinate openly.

iii). A small lake of vomit or diarrhoea.
i).Upton Spore 1: 'Oi fanzies goin' down the Upton Poole Park, killin' an animal then 'avin sum Poole-Bum-Action an' smokin a spliff, awroighter!'

Younger Half Brother Spore: Me Arsey-Hole carnt wait, Bumsy Funs!'

Stinkin' Retard Spore Mother: 'Don't fergets me incest party laters, Uncle Rimjobs iz cummin roun' . . .'

ii).I seriously need to go to Poole! ( I desperately need a shit!)

Lost Tourist: ' Are we anywhere near Poole? I'm touchin' cloth!'

iii). 'Aw Man, the dogs just done a massive Poole!'
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Someone who typicaly smells of cats and thinks he cool, when his only friend is a wanabe ice hockey playing, rockstar
Jason is such a Poole
by TopHatCat October 05, 2008
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An ugly ass chick that god made a women rather then a chicken. It usually is very annoying #faggot
That ugly nigger is a poole
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the pool

If I get a phone call tell them I'm in the pool and will give them a bell later.
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pool

a eighth. or a 3.5 grams of marijuana
" hey can i have a pool". "dude what's that??" " it's a eighth of weed bro!!"
by mike oklong November 14, 2020
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