Funktapus 

Hottest man on earth. He ussually grabs hookers with his 8 Ds (penis') and gets laid every saturday morning. There are only 2 funktapus' in the world as we know of. 80's pop music for example john harris' odyssey makes the funktapus orgasm with delight. In order to become the honored by the funktapus you must dance infront of him to the song of john harris' odyssey. Cesar vialpando is the only one who has been honored. Nobody can resist him and his sexy 8 Ds.

Funktapus is so hawt i cant stop looking at his 8 pairs tensticles!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!

Funktapus by The Funktapus January 8, 2013

fuckapuss 

A mutated cross between an alligator, a platipus, and an octopus, often resmbling a massive penis. According to urban myth is an escaped animal from government testing. In reality, there is no Bogeyman, the monsters under small childrens' beds accross the nation are undoubtedly descendants of the very first fuckapuss which escaped into the wild in 1995.
The mating call of the fuckapuss is "nomnomnom" this is often confused with the sound of squeaking floorboards, therefore fuckapusses often go unnoticed until it is too late. By then, the victim has been raped and left to keep track of precisely 52 fuckapuss children. That is how fuckapusses reproduce, since they are all born male. Fuckapusses can also empregnate men. Therefore, a fuckapuss's best suited environment is under the beds of small children, altough single adults who live alone are also prime targets.

Small child: Mommy! A fuckapuss came out from under my bed and tried to rape me!
Mother: Relax, there are no such things as monsters. You just had a nightmare. Go back to bed.

fuckapuss by Baileywatercolors November 3, 2009

funktacular 

funktacular is a word used to describe events or material goods which are either retro or good, or perhaps even a little bit of both. Can be used similarly to groovy, and when used with a negative tone can also be used to indicate that something is funky in a negative way.

That jazz club was funktacular, i had a great time.

Good lord man, your shower is funktacular, you should really get a new one.

funktacular by MrDanger January 11, 2005

funktabulous 

Funktabulous is an exclamation of joy, much like funktastic, only on a higher plane...

<Being told a tale of great joy>
"that's funktabulous!"
<Listening to an amazing song>
"This song rocks like a quarry! It's funktabulous!"

funktabulous by Plunky May 10, 2005

funktagous 

getting down so funky, it inspires others to get funky with you

dude was so funktagous, i had to get down myself! show him how it's done!

funktagous by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

Funkpussy

A nasty smelling vagina; one that may induce vomiting, or at the least, needs some major douching.

Shaniqua had some major funkpussy last night when I was fingering her.

Funkpussy by dadaevan February 15, 2009

funktacular 

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

funktacular by Jess October 20, 2003