funkapuss
funkapuss by dswebmaster October 4, 2010
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A mutated cross between an alligator, a platipus, and an octopus, often resmbling a massive penis. According to urban myth is an escaped animal from government testing. In reality, there is no Bogeyman, the monsters under small childrens' beds accross the nation are undoubtedly descendants of the very first fuckapuss which escaped into the wild in 1995.
The mating call of the fuckapuss is "nomnomnom" this is often confused with the sound of squeaking floorboards, therefore fuckapusses often go unnoticed until it is too late. By then, the victim has been raped and left to keep track of precisely 52 fuckapuss children. That is how fuckapusses reproduce, since they are all born male. Fuckapusses can also empregnate men. Therefore, a fuckapuss's best suited environment is under the beds of small children, altough single adults who live alone are also prime targets.
The mating call of the fuckapuss is "nomnomnom" this is often confused with the sound of squeaking floorboards, therefore fuckapusses often go unnoticed until it is too late. By then, the victim has been raped and left to keep track of precisely 52 fuckapuss children. That is how fuckapusses reproduce, since they are all born male. Fuckapusses can also empregnate men. Therefore, a fuckapuss's best suited environment is under the beds of small children, altough single adults who live alone are also prime targets.
Small child: Mommy! A fuckapuss came out from under my bed and tried to rape me!
Mother: Relax, there are no such things as monsters. You just had a nightmare. Go back to bed.
Mother: Relax, there are no such things as monsters. You just had a nightmare. Go back to bed.
fuckapuss by Baileywatercolors November 3, 2009
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Hottest man on earth. He ussually grabs hookers with his 8 Ds (penis') and gets laid every saturday morning. There are only 2 funktapus' in the world as we know of. 80's pop music for example john harris' odyssey makes the funktapus orgasm with delight. In order to become the honored by the funktapus you must dance infront of him to the song of john harris' odyssey. Cesar vialpando is the only one who has been honored. Nobody can resist him and his sexy 8 Ds.
Funktapus is so hawt i cant stop looking at his 8 pairs tensticles!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!
Funktapus by The Funktapus January 8, 2013
Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.
Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!
Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!
Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.
Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology by the funky kind March 5, 2011