tomcon5's definitions

snitch-blade

calling some one out in front of there friends.

well that is not what i heard. don't wanna pull out my snitch-blade but...sally said your small!

by tomcon5 August 9, 2009

abuse your noodle

masterbate.

man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

zone out

sleeping on the job.

boss:hey man wake up!
man:i was NOT sleeping. I just happened to zone out!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

intoxcsity

the stupitity one shows wen one is intoxicated.
combined words; stupitity & intoxicated

dude showed his intoxcsity after 13 shots of vodka
by showing us he was wearing panties.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

green tacos

eating a crunchy booger.

my little boy says he only like the crispy ones.
he prefers green tacos!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.

man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

whisper mode

when a person angles their urine stream to make less sound(as to not disturb someone)

i turned on my whisper mode when i used the toilet, cause my girlfriend was sleeping

by tomcon5 December 19, 2009