tomcon5's definitions

snitch-blade

calling some one out in front of there friends.

well that is not what i heard. don't wanna pull out my snitch-blade but...sally said your small!

by tomcon5 August 9, 2009

tummick

the words "tummy" & "stomach" blended together.

lady: "my tummick hurts today!"

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

drunked

when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.

dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

tickle pickle

the best hand job you ever had

"wow that was awesome. i feel tickle pickle!"

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

turd cake

bad breath

fred:"stay away from ted".
confused guy: "why whats wrong?"
fred:"jabroni just ate a mean turd cake"

by tomcon5 October 22, 2009

soap marinade

when you step out of the shower & you realize you still have soap under your armpit(or some place)& have to jump back it to the shower to wash it out/off.

Guy: "Dude, why did you take so long in there?"
Clean dude: "I was done & i realized i had a soap marinade on me!"

by tomcon5 October 22, 2009

whisper mode

when a person angles their urine stream to make less sound(as to not disturb someone)

i turned on my whisper mode when i used the toilet, cause my girlfriend was sleeping

by tomcon5 December 19, 2009