30 definitions by tomcon5

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time
look at that employee of the month. what a dork!
by tomcon5 March 1, 2009
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when your walking down the street with nothing on you, & you see a cop and start running just for fun.
last night i was on my way to dudes house when i got bored & started cop jogging. i made it three blocks!
by tomcon5 March 1, 2009
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when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.
dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!
by tomcon5 April 24, 2010
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when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.
man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.
by tomcon5 March 1, 2009
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the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.
man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.
by tomcon5 February 27, 2009
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i fell in love with her, then she cheated on me with her ex. it turned into a relationshit.
by tomcon5 March 1, 2009
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