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A nasty smelling vagina; one that may induce vomiting, or at the least, needs some major douching.
Shaniqua had some major funkpussy last night when I was fingering her.
Funkpussy by dadaevan February 15, 2009
Words you can keep
A naggin' fuckhead who is always dickin' around and is a year-round pain in the ass.
"Steven, look you little fuckpuss, quit the bitchin' and grow the fuck up!"
Fuckpuss by FaB_D_z April 11, 2009

funkapuss 

home-grown, stinky-ass weed.
This funkapuss grew in the backyard of my fraternity house.
funkapuss by dswebmaster October 4, 2010

Fungussy 

A fungi pussy, unbalanced ph levels. Typically girls with sour tasting poons
The girl that I hooked up with last night had a fungussy. Shit was sour! Xp
Fungussy by Grimussy June 26, 2023

fuckpussynigga 

im a fuckpussynigga
fuckpussynigga by nottdark November 13, 2020

Funnussy 

The warm and tasty bussy of Funny.
I just had some Funnussy and it was INSANE!

juicy fungussy 

the fussy is juicy on the clickers from tlou.
person 1: have you seen that clickers fungussy?
person 2: yeah man, that's a juicy fungussy on that clicker for sure
juicy fungussy by honeyy.faerie January 29, 2022
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