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Funktapus 

Hottest man on earth. He ussually grabs hookers with his 8 Ds (penis') and gets laid every saturday morning. There are only 2 funktapus' in the world as we know of. 80's pop music for example john harris' odyssey makes the funktapus orgasm with delight. In order to become the honored by the funktapus you must dance infront of him to the song of john harris' odyssey. Cesar vialpando is the only one who has been honored. Nobody can resist him and his sexy 8 Ds.
Funktapus is so hawt i cant stop looking at his 8 pairs tensticles!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!
Funktapus by The Funktapus January 8, 2013
Related Words

funktatious 

Hey man! That attitude is funktatious. (negative observation)

Wow! His groove is funktatious (positive observation)
funktatious by halco October 13, 2009

fucktagious 

Like contagious, but a lot worse
Man, that worldwide ebola shit hit the fan, totally went fucktagious!!
fucktagious by d321 February 23, 2015

Funtagious 

When you are such a fun and happy person to be around that your good mood and cheer rubs off on those around you.
I was on a downer this morning until Mary got here. She cheered me right up, she's so funtagious!
Funtagious by Anj September 20, 2016
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026