funktagous

getting down so funky, it inspires others to get funky with you

dude was so funktagous, i had to get down myself! show him how it's done!

funktagous by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

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Funktapus

Hottest man on earth. He ussually grabs hookers with his 8 Ds (penis') and gets laid every saturday morning. There are only 2 funktapus' in the world as we know of. 80's pop music for example john harris' odyssey makes the funktapus orgasm with delight. In order to become the honored by the funktapus you must dance infront of him to the song of john harris' odyssey. Cesar vialpando is the only one who has been honored. Nobody can resist him and his sexy 8 Ds.

Funktapus is so hawt i cant stop looking at his 8 pairs tensticles!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!

Funktapus by The Funktapus January 8, 2013

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Related Words

funktagous • fucktagious • Funktapus • funktatious • Funtagious

funktatious

A funk that is contagious| or infectious. This adjective can be [used in both positive and negative observations.

Hey man! That attitude is funktatious. (negative observation)

Wow! His groove is funktatious (positive observation)

funktatious by halco October 13, 2009

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fucktagious

Like contagious, but a lot worse

Man, that worldwide ebola shit hit the fan, totally went fucktagious!!

fucktagious by d321 February 23, 2015

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Funtagious

When you are such a fun and happy person to be around that your good mood and cheer rubs off on those around you.

I was on a downer this morning until Mary got here. She cheered me right up, she's so funtagious!

Funtagious by Anj September 20, 2016

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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