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Funktapus 

Hottest man on earth. He ussually grabs hookers with his 8 Ds (penis') and gets laid every saturday morning. There are only 2 funktapus' in the world as we know of. 80's pop music for example john harris' odyssey makes the funktapus orgasm with delight. In order to become the honored by the funktapus you must dance infront of him to the song of john harris' odyssey. Cesar vialpando is the only one who has been honored. Nobody can resist him and his sexy 8 Ds.
Funktapus is so hawt i cant stop looking at his 8 pairs tensticles!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!
Funktapus by The Funktapus January 8, 2013
Related Words

funktatious 

A funk that is contagious| or infectious. This adjective can be used in both positive and negative observations.
Hey man! That attitude is funktatious. (negative observation)

Wow! His groove is funktatious (positive observation)
funktatious by halco October 13, 2009

fucktagious 

Man, that worldwide ebola shit hit the fan, totally went fucktagious!!
fucktagious by d321 February 23, 2015

Funtagious 

When you are such a fun and happy person to be around that your good mood and cheer rubs off on those around you.
I was on a downer this morning until Mary got here. She cheered me right up, she's so funtagious!
Funtagious by Anj September 20, 2016
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019