funktagous
funktagous by tomcon5 February 26, 2009
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Funktapus
Hottest man on earth. He ussually grabs hookers with his 8 Ds (penis') and gets laid every saturday morning. There are only 2 funktapus' in the world as we know of. 80's pop music for example john harris' odyssey makes the funktapus orgasm with delight. In order to become the honored by the funktapus you must dance infront of him to the song of john harris' odyssey. Cesar vialpando is the only one who has been honored. Nobody can resist him and his sexy 8 Ds.
Funktapus is so hawt i cant stop looking at his 8 pairs tensticles!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!
Funktapus by The Funktapus January 8, 2013
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funktatious
A funk that is contagious| or infectious. This adjective can be [used in both positive and negative observations.
Hey man! That attitude is funktatious. (negative observation)
Wow! His groove is funktatious (positive observation)
Wow! His groove is funktatious (positive observation)
funktatious by halco October 13, 2009
fucktagious
fucktagious by d321 February 23, 2015
Funtagious
When you are such a fun and happy person to be around that your good mood and cheer rubs off on those around you.
Funtagious by Anj September 20, 2016
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.