Definitions by dadaevan

Funkpussy

A nasty smelling vagina; one that may induce vomiting, or at the least, needs some major douching.

Shaniqua had some major funkpussy last night when I was fingering her.

Funkpussy by dadaevan February 15, 2009

assclown 

A stupid person, one incapable of making rational decisions.

Chris acted like an assclown at his party. He talked shit and was proven wrong at every turn.

assclown by dadaevan May 30, 2008

cremate

A very soft defecation.

Hank never drops logs in the can, only cremates that cause him to wipe numerous times.

cremate by dadaevan June 10, 2007

Goo Ass 

When your butt crack gets sweaty and moist, this is the byproduct that you feel.

After golfing in the humid weather all morning, Lisa had goo ass.

Goo Ass by dadaevan April 12, 2007

Stink Bag

A diaper filled with poop.

Mia's been wearing that stink bag all over the house.

Stink Bag by dadaevan April 6, 2007

Pressed Ham 

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.

We pressed ham to another car on the road.

Pressed Ham by dadaevan April 4, 2007