cremate

A very soft defecation.

Hank never drops logs in the can, only cremates that cause him to wipe numerous times.

by dadaevan May 23, 2007

Funkpussy

A nasty smelling vagina; one that may induce vomiting, or at the least, needs some major douching.

Shaniqua had some major funkpussy last night when I was fingering her.

by dadaevan February 16, 2009

assclown

A stupid person, one incapable of making rational decisions.

Chris acted like an assclown at his party. He talked shit and was proven wrong at every turn.

by dadaevan May 30, 2008

Pressed Ham

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.

We pressed ham to another car on the road.

by dadaevan March 31, 2007

Stink Bag

A diaper filled with poop.

Mia's been wearing that stink bag all over the house.

by dadaevan April 01, 2007

Goo Ass

When your butt crack gets sweaty and moist, this is the byproduct that you feel.

After golfing in the humid weather all morning, Lisa had goo ass.

by dadaevan April 08, 2007