fucktopus

describing a person as a clumsy fuck up

fuck + octopus = fucktopus

you'd call the person a fucktopus if they were being retarded bc think of an octopus walkng, yeah retarded.

-akc

kyla, trip up again and you'll be a fucktopus

by unicorn piss May 8, 2015

pride fucktopus

a way to give 8 fucks at once. or and octopus with a hand at the end of each tentacle to flip off 8 people/things at once if need be. a fucktopus comes in many shapes colors and identities but all have the the same reactions when they see a homophobe to flick them off

"a bisexual fucktopus just berry blasted a homophobe.."
a pride fucktopus is an octopus that flicks off homophobes in a funny way
berry blasted is getting more then one middle finger group bisexual(s)

by st.daddyjade June 14, 2022

Fucktopus

an act of fucking an octopus

you: “Brooo guess what?!”
david: “What did you do now?”
you.“I just had Fucktopus.”

by fancysupport November 13, 2020