fucktopus 

describing a person as a clumsy fuck up

fuck + octopus = fucktopus

you'd call the person a fucktopus if they were being retarded bc think of an octopus walkng, yeah retarded.

-akc

kyla, trip up again and you'll be a fucktopus

fucktopus by unicorn piss May 8, 2015

Fucktopus 

an act of fucking an octopus

you: “Brooo guess what?!”
david: “What did you do now?”
you.“I just had Fucktopus.”

Fucktopus by fancysupport November 13, 2020

pride fucktopus 

a way to give 8 fucks at once. or and octopus with a hand at the end of each tentacle to flip off 8 people/things at once if need be. a fucktopus comes in many shapes colors and identities but all have the the same reactions when they see a homophobe to flick them off

"a bisexual fucktopus just berry blasted a homophobe.."
a pride fucktopus is an octopus that flicks off homophobes in a funny way
berry blasted is getting more then one middle finger group bisexual(s)

pride fucktopus by st.daddyjade June 14, 2022

fucktoplasm

Fluid that squirts around and generally gets everywhere during sexual intercourse. Cum and vaginal juices.

It was a big mistake screwing on her parents sofa. There was fucktoplasm everywhere.

fucktoplasm by TP&DC January 13, 2010

Alligator Fuckhouse 

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!

Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."

Alligator Fuckhouse by Alligator Fuckmaster April 26, 2006

Kentucky Fuckhouse 

Coach Myth's definition of a solid retake strategy after a spike-plant in the game of Valorant. TSM uses this strat.

They pulled a Kentucky Fuckhouse on the enemy team on the third round.

Kentucky Fuckhouse by typi February 27, 2021

fuckmypussy 

Sex with horny woman.

Aryan Gandhi said FUCKMYPUSSY

fuckmypussy by Aryan Gandhi the wanker August 20, 2018