Definitions by MrDanger

aaron 

1. A man with hair that changes in length when his life changes.

2. A man who doesn't seem to have a soulmate

3. Someone whos not evil but gets completely screwed over

1. "man, when that you two broke up you pulled an Aaron"

2. "I dont know, loves not for everyone.. maybe you're an Aaron.."

3. "Man, that chick treated you like Aaron"

aaron by MrDanger July 20, 2008

funktacular 

funktacular is a word used to describe events or material goods which are either retro or good, or perhaps even a little bit of both. Can be used similarly to groovy, and when used with a negative tone can also be used to indicate that something is funky in a negative way.

That jazz club was funktacular, i had a great time.

Good lord man, your shower is funktacular, you should really get a new one.

funktacular by MrDanger January 11, 2005

STMS 

Classic internet jargin which is usually more appropriate than lol, for if you were to laugh out loud at everyhing slightly amusing on the internet you would not only be a fool but you would hurt your jaw. Anyway, STMS simple means Smile to Myself

Random1: slighty amusing sentence
RamdomIdiot: LOL!!
RandomSanePerson: STMS

STMS by MrDanger January 11, 2005

pimpsmack

A pimpsmack is originally used by pimps to control their whores, it involves raising your arm back so it looks like your scratching your left ear with your right hand, and bringing it down on the side of someones face.

Aaron decided he had put up with Mikey turning tricks on the side for long enough, and laid down the law with a mighty pimpsmack.

pimpsmack by MrDanger March 10, 2004