Fucktic 

A word used by Discord and IFunny user Keith. This word means something that is a mix of stressfulness and intensity. Similar to the word Fuck Feast.

Keith: God this match is very fucktic

Friend: What?

Keith: ITS FUCKTIC YOU BITCH, STOP SUCKING SO MUCH.

*Keith has a Stress Induced Stroke*

Fucktic by Zadist November 15, 2018

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

Fuckdiculous 

(Adj.) 1) Portmanteau word formed from "fucking" & "ridiculous," describing something SO unreasonably absurd, that calling it "ridiculous" is far beyond inadequate for adjectival usage; or, 2) Through-the-looking-glass idiotic.

1) My landlord hasn't fixed the hot water for 5 days! That's just fuckdiculous!

2) That guy I REALLY hate at work used me for a reference when applying for his new job: that's fuckdiculous!

Fuckdiculous by Phuqit December 2, 2009

fucksican 

A person of Spanish decent that does not understand American ways...

Johnny is such a fucksican, he never understands anything I say.

fucksican by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

fucklicking 

In a threesome, when a man and a woman are having sex, vaginal or anal, and the third persos, m or f, licks the cock and pussy, or cock and ass, of the first two.

That was the best sex I've ever had, getting my cock licked as it was sliding in and out of her, the fucklicking was awesome.

fucklicking by luv2lingus January 12, 2008

fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.

Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.

fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007

fucklick 

Fucklick is a verb describing the action of licking a fuck, and it also is a noun, if calling someone a fucklick or fucklicker.

It is the act of taking the tongue and sticking it out so as to lick the shaft of the penis as if fucks the vagina. The tongue may also rest upon the labia as the fucklick takes place.

Harry was drilling Abigail doggy-style, when Bernard decided to put down the video camera and give the two of them a fucklick.

James is such a fucklick!

fucklick by DeeDeeDime December 16, 2008