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Fuckticity

The artistry and audacity of the random fuckery.
“How is this fuckery even possible?”
“That, deary, is the fuckticity of the fates.”
by Phoenix_blkstn February 23, 2022
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fucklocity

A portmanteau of the words 'fuck' and 'velocity', fucklocity is used to denote the fucks being given over time; the velocity of just how many fucks you give about a particular subject.
Dude, it's getting towards the end of the semester, so your fucklocity is zero for that disciplinary analysis paper you have to write for your writing class.
by TheWritingStudent April 8, 2013
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Fucktality

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.
I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.
by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008
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fucktician

Someone incredibly skilled at sex and/or a skill closely related to sex, i.e. writing porn.
"Dude, that story you wrote gave me a massive boner."

"What canI say? I'm a fucktician."
by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004
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Facticity

The individual parts of ourselves that we are born with.

Including but not limited to, one's culture, class, religion, language, race, gender, and sexual orientation.
Although one has no control over his or her facticity, one is always free to choose his or her relation to the world in which one lives in.
by JeanPaulSartre December 7, 2022
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Fucknacity

A natural instinct for being a fuck, douche bag, jerk or asshole. Variations: fucknacious (adjective) and fucknaciously (adverb).
You gotta’ have a lot of fucknacity to fart in church.
by Goofnut April 12, 2021
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Fucktivities

A term that is widely used between friends who are looking to fuck shit up, but also want to do it in an epic activity or environment. Fucktivities represents someone looking to get into some fuckery and an activity that takes shit to the next level.
Jason calls his boy and says “Yoo I got 10 bitches and it’s a bangin day out, let’s do some fucktivities on the boat with these hoes
by Egyptianmade June 10, 2020
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