fucktitious

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.

Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007

fucktitious

absolutely wrong or fictitious, defining the person as a fucking idiot.

Did you hear what John said earlier?

John is a fucktitious asshole, he's always full of shit.

by mike231 July 27, 2009

fucticious

(adj) Pretending the sex was good, faking an orgasm.

Not genuinely into the sex your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are.

He thinks he was totally good, but I was just acting fucticious.

"Dude, I was the best she ever had. She was moaning and groaning." "No way dude, it was all just fucticious."

by kidsnpigs February 6, 2010

fucktationship

A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.

The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.

by L'amanda Hug-n-Kiss August 17, 2008

fucktacious

Fabulous something worthy of fuck

that was fucktacious

by Jebus December 10, 2002

Fucklicious

A woman (or man for the ladies) that is so hot there can be no other term to describe her/him.

Damn... that bitch is fucklicious.

by Shovelhead December 17, 2005

fuctitious

adj. Of or relating to imagined sexual activity. Typically used to describe the deceitful stories of people who aren't getting enough, but want to give the impression they are.

I kept asking him for relationship advice, until I realised what I'd been told was largely fuctitious.

by Curis September 26, 2005