fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

Fucktional

Used to say that your sexual equipment package is still in working condition after receiving physical trama

Guy 1: Dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! Are you alright?

Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.

by CHe$+nu+ April 16, 2009

Fucktional

A word you'd use to describe a fictional character you'd be willing to have sex with.

"Haiji Towa in Danganronpa is totally fucktional."

by GyroGearloose January 7, 2018

fucktional

--adjective
1. To be able to take part in sexual activity following a period of time where one could not due to medical or personal issues.

2. To serve a purpose related to sex.

Following the birth of their son, Bill hoped his wife would be fucktional again sooner than she was for the birth of their daughter when he went four months without sex.

by quazy_quisp September 30, 2009

Fucktional

When you have a REALLY fucked up mind and extremely dark sense of humor, but can still function like a normal human being when around other people.

"Dude, we're so fucked up"
"Yeah, but at least we're fucktional"

by niBBa nicc September 26, 2019

Fucktional

When shits not functional it's fucktional. Fucktional when you gotta grab a tool talk dirty to it slap it around finger it a lil just to get it to work

Work was work again today everything was fucktional couldn't get shit done

by RoyalsMonttryal May 22, 2017

Fucktional

Being a functional clusterfuck.

Being fucked up but functional.

Strangely, he's more functional when he's fucked up... so he's fucktional.

I got fucked up but but things all worked out because I'm a fucktional adult.

Suzy is a disaster, but she's still functional ....because she's fucktional.

I'm not functional... I'm fucktional.

by Ticky Ty December 30, 2018