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fuckticated 

Fuckticated (Adj.) Something that has been destroyed, dismantled, or broken
"What did you do to it??? It's fuckticated!"
fuckticated by Rockiroad278 December 3, 2005
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fuckilated 

to be screwed up very badly; usually beyond repair.
Why is my laptop so fuckilated?
fuckilated by realitywinsall November 25, 2009

Fucklicated 

This project is a fucklicated mess!
Fucklicated by ccyeahthatsme January 22, 2011

fucktrated 

(1) Frustrated, due primarily (or to some large degree) by the absence of or inability to attain sexual activity.
(2) Hard-up; horny
(3) Sexually dissatisfied
"Gurl, I'm feelin' fucktrated... that's frustrated, with an emphasis on the fuck."
fucktrated by Mitzvah May 13, 2008

Fuckstigated 

When a device, or situation, is completely, and utterly, fucked, beyond repair; thereby inducing a unparalleled state of frustration.
Guy #1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!

*Shakes fist wildly.
Fuckstigated by Bumslaw February 23, 2010

fuckstipated 

tr. v. fuck.sti.pat.ed

merger of two separate words, fuck and constipated, to more accurately describe long periods of time without sexual intercourse.
God damn, Kayla, I am seriously fuckstipated here.
fuckstipated by Natron! August 12, 2006

fuckdicated

Being in the state of fuckupedness. Broken
The handle on my dishwasher was fuckdicated.
fuckdicated by hcw625 March 18, 2010
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