Shtuppalotopuss

(adj.) 1--A guy so notoriously horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around him.

(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.

Don't ever invite Mike to your Perv Parties--he'll be trying all night to poke every woman there, that Shtuppalotopuss!

by Phuqit October 20, 2011

Saloojee

A NYC street game from the 1940s-60s, where the victim's property, usually a hat, is taken from him and tossed back and forth amongst a group to keep it away from him while the victim attempts to recover his property by running toward each person with the hat trying to intercept it as it's tossed to someone else. A sadistic version of "Monkey in the Middle."

Give Tubby back his hat! We've been Saloojee-ing that poor shmuck for months and he just cries.

by Phuqit September 25, 2012

HUTA

Head Up The Ass syndrome. Living or acting (especially while driving) in such a way that any sane person would easily conclude that you've clearly got shit for brains.

1) Most drivers in Miami have an incurable case of HUTA; 2) "Pull your head out of your ass, dickweed, the view's nicer out here!" is commonly shouted at drivers with HUTA.

by Phuqit October 11, 2006

Technotard

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!

by Phuqit October 09, 2006

Zombie Crush

Having a genuine crush on someone who's dead.

I don't care that Rita Hayworth is dead! I love her anyway--it's a hardcore Zombie Crush.

by Phuqit July 03, 2010

Snot

(Adj.) The Luddite equivalent of spam. Designation for hard-copy junk mail: from "SN"ail n"OT" wanted.

When I get home from vacation my mailbox is stuffed with bills and snot.

by Phuqit March 06, 2010

Fuckdiculous

(Adj.) 1) Portmanteau word formed from "fucking" & "ridiculous," describing something SO unreasonably absurd, that calling it "ridiculous" is far beyond inadequate for adjectival usage; or, 2) Through-the-looking-glass idiotic.

1) My landlord hasn't fixed the hot water for 5 days! That's just fuckdiculous!

2) That guy I REALLY hate at work used me for a reference when applying for his new job: that's fuckdiculous!

by Phuqit December 02, 2009