fucktician 

Someone incredibly skilled at sex and/or a skill closely related to sex, i.e. writing porn.

"Dude, that story you wrote gave me a massive boner."

"What canI say? I'm a fucktician."

fucktician by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

fucksican 

A person of Spanish decent that does not understand American ways...

Johnny is such a fucksican, he never understands anything I say.

fucksican by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

fuckticated 

Fuckticated (Adj.) Something that has been destroyed, dismantled, or broken

"What did you do to it??? It's fuckticated!"

fuckticated by Rockiroad278 December 3, 2005

Fictician 

A person that makes up facts. A statistician is a person versed in compiling statistics. A fictician is a person versed in the creation of fiction to enhance their everyday, mundane stories.

Ellen's such a great fictician she should write for the National Enquirer.

Fictician by Angie1801 April 4, 2009

Fucktifiarist 

One who simply does not know or care to know. One who uses complex decisions for a simple issue. Reference Jerry Hickman of western flyer express

That fucktifiarist cost me 1600 miles because he can't organize his load plans correctly!

Fucktifiarist by Blakicedk August 15, 2018

Fuckticity 

The artistry and audacity of the random fuckery.

“How is this fuckery even possible?”
“That, deary, is the fuckticity of the fates.”

Fuckticity by Phoenix_blkstn February 23, 2022

Fucklicant 

1) A pompous, clueless buffoon, derided almost universally, who nonetheless believes absolutely in his own brilliance.

2) A total, complete idiot, whose stupidity is so intense it makes you angry.

3) An annoying bastard.

"David Cameron is such a fucklicant".

Fucklicant by Roogalator December 27, 2010