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"I’m a fuckitect." - Said by Clark in the YTP titled Smackrooms 3.
Fuckitect by dom_nk August 16, 2026
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Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker 

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.
"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"
ADJ. Something that is the greatest. Only, it's not the greatest, it's the fuckinest.
Johnny Depp is the most fuckinest actor ever.
Fuckinest by Bonnie_and_Clyde101 November 19, 2009

Fucktention 

A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.
Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!
Fucktention by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011

fucktent 

a tent constructed for the sole purpose of having sexual relations
Hey dudes, in order to avoid weird moments at the festival this weekend, could somebody put up a fucktent? I'm sharing with Bob, and he bones like a rabbit.
fucktent by the_mav October 22, 2009

Fucktext 

An extreme version of "sexting" where the receiver of the text is met with the most graphic of sexual imagery, including penetration, cumshots and buggery.
Guy #1: "Are you sexting with that girl from the club last night?"

Guy #2: "Sexting? Nah, she's sending me pictures of her using a butt plug and squirting while deep throating a dildo."

Guy #1: Wow, you just met her and you're already fucktexting?"
Fucktext by RubberChickenFucker February 13, 2010

fuckiest 

the most fuck things happened in your life, or project you handle, or client or what the fuck ever
1. This is the fuckiest day in my life.
2. You are the fuckiest client I ever had.
3. I never felt so fucking fuckiest like this since the day I met u.
4. Do you know what is the meaning of fuckup?
fuckiest by ahmadzombie2 January 28, 2004
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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