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Fucknetic Alphabet

Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;

e.g.

A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead
Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.

Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?

Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.

Interflora: Got it.

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Fucknetic Alphabet by Cisco Dom August 3, 2011

Fucklectic 

A person who's ideas, styles, or taste standards for determining who to play hide the sausage or fist pumping with, come from a broad and diverse range of preferences.

..basically they have no preferences as long as it fits in an approved orifice.

Slut, Man Whore, or "Free Spirit"
"So whats your type?"

"I don't really have one, I'm Fucklectic"
Fucklectic by Nickimc28 September 20, 2012

Fuckinticks 

Blood hungry arachnids that kill your dog and get on your shoes.
Operation Kill Fuckinticks is ready for action.
Fuckinticks by Jeff and Tobes March 29, 2003

fuckingchickendick

Jen: i fucked bob last night

Beck: did he have a fuckingchickendick
Jen: yes it was sad:(

fuckilection 

(1) i just took a strengths quest and realized i have fuckilection.

(2) A recollection of an evening ill spent.

(3) Disgust toward fads and jargon within the professional world, particularly those used by HR.
I woke up and had the worst fuckilection.

If intellection is a word so is fuckilection.
fuckilection by strenfquester November 15, 2010

Fucknetic 

Inherently attracted to all forms of dark math; quantum physics that computes into negative conscious experiences like suffering.
"At the partiki level, the devil is fucknetic"
Fucknetic by Boonshadow January 11, 2023
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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