weiner

a word that adds to the collection of penis, dick, aby-maker, bell on a pole, bishop, bratwurst ,cock ,custard launcher, dick, dickie ,ding dong mcdork,dong ,donger ,dork ,dragon ,fang, ferret ,fire, hose ,heat-seeking moisture missile, hose, Jimmy, John ,John Thomas (dated) ,joystick, knob ,leaky hose, lingam ,little Bob, little Elvis, longfellow ,love muscle ,manhood, meat popsicle, member, middle stump mushroom head, mutton, old boy, old fellow, old man ,one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser-snake(Australia, UK) one-eyed monster, pecker, peepee (children's term) Percy, peter, piss,weasle ,prick ,private part ,purple-helmeted warrior of love, purple-headed yogurtflinger, rodroundhead ,sausage, schlong, schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish) schwanz, schwarz, short armskin flute tasslethird leg ,thumper, todger (Australia, UK) ,tonk ,tool ,trouser ,snake ,tubesteak ,wang ,wang dudle ,wick ,willy (children's term) ,yingyang ,yogurt gun
ask me about me weiner!
by I.A.P December 17, 2007
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by iocaoo November 17, 2009
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me: *falls*
me: im such a weiner
by jaredpadaladalickme March 29, 2017
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a stupid or weak (not strong)person...weenie,or a pussy
john is a weiner because he didnt know 1+1.....anthony is a weiner because i said so....
by steevin May 31, 2007
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A sexy word used to turn a girl on, usually when sitting behind her at a movie theatre.
"Hey...pssst...I just rubbed popcorn butter on my weiner!"
by tankin355 October 29, 2007
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"Hey babe, do you wanna know how big my weiner is?"

"Since you don't have one, I'd say it's roughly the same size as your wiener."
by ssw February 10, 2008
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everyones got one. even my mom
wow bro thats a huuuuuuuge weiner. mind if i touch it
by LIL_F1$H October 17, 2018
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