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Just an average type guy with a big ass dick.
He told me he was average but he was giganta! He was a Clark
by biggdigg November 25, 2016
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Although he denies it quite a lot, Clark is a nice and intelligent man who does not care what anyone thinks. And he will back you up no matter what. Clark is a man who is not afraid to speak his mind,even at the worst time, but anyone who is lucky enough to know this kind, smart, handsome, and a little narcissistic man should be EXTREMELY thankful for him.
"Clark is so kind"

"Yeah, I wish Clark was my boyfriend"
by Spaggetti_Monster January 19, 2019
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A man who loves you no matter what. A superhero of sorts. When you meet a Clark you will know he is special. Clarks are genuine, and kind. Clarks try to "save the day" in any situation. They may be easy going, and mild mannered, but they really are Superman in disguise
Look at that Clark he is really a super guy
by loislane1120 January 08, 2013
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Clarks are frindly, fun loving, personable, upbeat, and generous creatures. They have a lot of friends and are good with children and animals.

However, do Not anger this creature. Once angered, it will exact revenge in a most painful manner.
The kids just love him! He's such a Clark!
by ~kitsune~ May 30, 2011
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(v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits.
Jeff wants to join our basketball team, but he can't because he clarks everything up.
by Jon September 15, 2003
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The best shoe shop in the UK. Roadmen in Great Britain go to Clarks to go get fresh creps. Primary school children also go with their father or grandmother to get some new shoes for the new school year.
Son: Dad, can we go to Clarks and get me some shoes?
Father: Son, you are a disappointment to the family.
Roadman: Oi blud can we get get some fresh creps?
Mandem: Oh sure, I have a voucher for Clarks init man.
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