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Fucktention

A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.
Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!
by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011
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fucktationship

A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.
The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.
by L'amanda Hug-n-Kiss August 17, 2008
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Fucktuation

Shawna had a fucktuation when she banged her knee on the counter.
by BBBBBBBBDDDDAAAA November 2, 2012
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Facetention whore

Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.
"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"

or

"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.
by snikkard May 14, 2011
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Fucktation

A completely fucked up situation where you know shit is going to or already has hit the fan.
After 21 kettle one and seltzer drinks, this night is definitely going to be a fucktation.
by Mistress Angelina September 22, 2017
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Fuckception

The art of having sexual intercourse, while simultaneously watching porn, and copying their actions.
"That was such a fuckception last night."
by JSa001 November 27, 2018
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Fucktuation

A variant on the word "fluctuation", commonly used in the world of economics to identify irregular/varying market movements. However, this term is used specifically in reference to sexual targets of one's liking. In other words, "fucktuation," defines the irregular change in taste of men and/or women when put into a sexual connotation.
1) "Yea, seems like Clinton has taken a liking towards younger girls now."
"I dunno man...he used to date older women, maybe he's going through a fucktuation."

2) "Yo bro, should I go for the younger or older chick tonight? I can't decide dude..."
" Make up your fucking mind and stop fucking fucktuating."
by Andrew Lui May 22, 2008
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