fucktent

a tent constructed for the sole purpose of having sexual relations

Hey dudes, in order to avoid weird moments at the festival this weekend, could somebody put up a fucktent? I'm sharing with Bob, and he bones like a rabbit.

by the_mav October 22, 2009

Fucktention

A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.

Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!

by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011

fuckment

Abstract noun, referring to the state of being fucked. Can also be used as an expletive to make reference to such a state.

"Oh, fuckment."

"What?"

"She just saw me with another girl."

"Oh man, you're in a whole lot of fuckment."

"I know, right?"

by malcolmholmes May 19, 2014

fuckmented

A combination of Fucking Demented

Fuck+Demented= Fuckmented

You are fuckmented

by Katy on steroids July 16, 2015

fuckmentalism

An ethical moral value system which simply states: "mentally fuck with anyone as much as you can".

Fuckmentalism is best described by a few examples. What follows are two sample conversation between a fuckmentalist and a normal person:

Normal: "you know, you ask too many questions."
Fuckmentalist: "yes, this is true. But I ask a lot of answers too."
Normal: "WTF"

Normal: "You can either be gay... or bi"
Fuckmentalist: ".. or both."
Normal: "WTF"

by TallTruther February 21, 2009

Fucktensil

Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.

Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Fucktext

An extreme version of "sexting" where the receiver of the text is met with the most graphic of sexual imagery, including penetration, cumshots and buggery.

Guy #1: "Are you sexting with that girl from the club last night?"

Guy #2: "Sexting? Nah, she's sending me pictures of her using a butt plug and squirting while deep throating a dildo."

Guy #1: Wow, you just met her and you're already fucktexting?"

by RubberChickenFucker February 13, 2010