inBlueParadise's definitions

Pettrone

An epic Italian name which means either 'Boss', or it is pronounced exactly like one of the best premium tequilas - Patrón. Anyone possessing this particular name or referencing it has qualities of awesomeness, class, and greatness.

Man that Pettrone sure is doing work. He knows what is UP. Shots all around!

by inBlueParadise April 25, 2011

Sip O'Clock

When an individual or group of individuals collectively decide it is time to get their drink on. This involves consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. Many epic acts of mayhem and debauchery may occur.

It may be 5:00 somewhere....but you better believe it's Sip O'Clock up in this bar.

by inBlueParadise April 5, 2011

Sip:30

That point half way into the hour in which you and your best pals decide it's time to get wild and crack open an adult beverage and/or make a cocktail...or 12. This is also referred to the halfway point in the hour where breaking the seal is most likely to occur.

GEE WIZ, we better stop being wet blankets and crack open a beer...it's Sip:30 !

by inBlueParadise April 25, 2011

I'm Mint

In the riding community, referred to as the most pristine, badass custom sport bike. Not only does it look perfect, the rider himself is also known as and is known to say 'I'm Mint'. In short, the complete package of rider, and his ride being fresh to death, and first class above the rest.

Hot Chick and her hot friend: 'Damn. Bobby 'Mint' G's Custom '04 Yamaha R6 looks and rides as good as he does.

(Bobby overhears this convo and intervenes)

Bobby: 'That's because I'M MINT!'

Hot Chick: Let's go have sex on your bike so you can ride 2 things at once: Your bike, and me. ;-)

by inBlueParadise June 5, 2011

Bamboozled

Getting silly, wasted, and in the process, epic pranks and shenanigans are guaranteed to occur.

Let's do shots, get Bamboozled, and scare the living shit out of unsuspecting people at the mall with our airhorn. Bahaha!

by inBlueParadise May 9, 2011

Adios Motherfucker

1. An alcoholic cocktail that will make you say 'Adios' to being sober, and 'see you later' to your liver pretty quick. You might just fuck a mother in the process, or call someone this if they're a total d-bag. The recipe is as follows:

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda

2. Badass way to say 'I won, you suck.' or 'I'm genetically better than you, hence, why I win in every theoretical life situation'

1. 'Hot bartender, please make me an Adios Motherfucker. I plan on getting effing LIT tonight. :-)'

2. 'Oh, you want to beat me at beer pong? Adios motherfucker. Prepare to lose. :-)'

by inBlueParadise August 7, 2011

Fucktention

A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.

Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!

by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011