9 definitions by inBlueParadise

In the riding community, referred to as the most pristine, badass custom sport bike. Not only does it look perfect, the rider himself is also known as and is known to say 'I'm Mint'. In short, the complete package of rider, and his ride being fresh to death, and first class above the rest.
Hot Chick and her hot friend: 'Damn. Bobby 'Mint' G's Custom '04 Yamaha R6 looks and rides as good as he does.

(Bobby overhears this convo and intervenes)

Bobby: 'That's because I'M MINT!'

Hot Chick: Let's go have sex on your bike so you can ride 2 things at once: Your bike, and me. ;-)
by inBlueParadise May 11, 2011
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A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.
Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!
by inBlueParadise April 8, 2011
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Explosive Diarrhea that is so intense and comes with such force from your butthole, that it creates an intense spatter pattern on the toilet seat. Sometimes fecal debris on the cheeks of ones ass, and areas surrounding may result. If it gets extreme, it may even leave brown marks on the tank of the toilet. Also similar to a nuclear explosion, except its brown and smells.
I almost did not make it to the bathroom, because I knew massive diarrhea was about to occur. When I arrived, I left a spatterspray so intense, that it blew out my o-ring and left mass spatters of destruction in/around the toilet seat and stained my underwear.
by inBlueParadise March 20, 2011
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That point half way into the hour in which you and your best pals decide it's time to get wild and crack open an adult beverage and/or make a cocktail...or 12. This is also referred to the halfway point in the hour where breaking the seal is most likely to occur.
GEE WIZ, we better stop being wet blankets and crack open a beer...it's Sip:30 !
by inBlueParadise April 7, 2011
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When an individual or group of individuals collectively decide it is time to get their drink on. This involves consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. Many epic acts of mayhem and debauchery may occur.
It may be 5:00 somewhere....but you better believe it's Sip O'Clock up in this bar.
by inBlueParadise March 20, 2011
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The lazy way of saying 'Bro, just roll with it' when your friend is being a douche-bag and turning down your epic suggestions for evening plans. Most of the time involving, booze, women, and random shenanigans without consequences.
Brent- 'Hey Bill, Brianna is throwing a party, and you know all her friends are not fat, hot, and DTF. Limo ride and open bar all night..LET'S DO THIS.'

Bill- 'Nah, I don't know if that's such a swell idea...I'm tired and I get so nervous when alot of women are all over my junk at once! Ahhh shizzz, I don't know man.'

Brent- 'Ok, you're supposed to be my wingman, and right now, you're being terrible. We're going. JUST BROWL WITH IT!!'
by inBlueParadise April 29, 2011
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1. An alcoholic cocktail that will make you say 'Adios' to being sober, and 'see you later' to your liver pretty quick. You might just fuck a mother in the process, or call someone this if they're a total d-bag. The recipe is as follows:

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda

2. Badass way to say 'I won, you suck.' or 'I'm genetically better than you, hence, why I win in every theoretical life situation'
1. 'Hot bartender, please make me an Adios Motherfucker. I plan on getting effing LIT tonight. :-)'

2. 'Oh, you want to beat me at beer pong? Adios motherfucker. Prepare to lose. :-)'
by inBlueParadise August 8, 2011
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