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fuckassery
a term, much like "bitchassness," used to describe individuals or acts that are shady, back-stabbing and/or dishonest; can also be used to describe acts of questionable fidelity, such as 'creepin'' with your friend's girl
"Did you see Darius chillin' wit Chinika the other day?"
"Yeah, bruh, that's fucked up. Chinika is Darrell's girl."
"See, bruh, that's the kinda fuckassery I can't stand!"
"Yeah, bruh, that's fucked up. Chinika is Darrell's girl."
"See, bruh, that's the kinda fuckassery I can't stand!"
fuckassery by illykay352 October 1, 2009
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fuckatree
Dude built a house out of wrath response from custody determination in divorce
Built the deck posts all faux tree bark
Changed karma for millions
Hard to reverse fuckatree
Built the deck posts all faux tree bark
Changed karma for millions
Hard to reverse fuckatree
fuckatree by Tonythetiler October 18, 2021
Fucktober
Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.
If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.
If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.
Fucktober by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023
fuckalope
Any annoying individual may be referred to as a fuckalope however the term is usually used while driving. Dealing with an individual who is driving slow on the interstate, stopping at yeild signs, or slowing down for pedestrians is likely to provoke the use of this fine word.
Slow driver - "Stop tailgating me!"
Correct response - "Shut the fuck up you fuck-faced fuckalope! Get your ass in the slow lane!"
Correct response - "Shut the fuck up you fuck-faced fuckalope! Get your ass in the slow lane!"
Fucktober
The 10th month of the fucking year.
This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
Fucktober by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019
fucktometer
Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.
Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.
Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.
fucktometer by spicykal May 8, 2009
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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