Fuckatose

Passing out after sex. The deep sleep that occurs after copulation.

That chick left me fuckatose for a full hour after that toss!

Our parents found us fuckatose in their bed this morning!

by BeanerQ March 21, 2021

fuckassery

a term, much like "bitchassness," used to describe individuals or acts that are shady, back-stabbing and/or dishonest; can also be used to describe acts of questionable fidelity, such as 'creepin'' with your friend's girl

"Did you see Darius chillin' wit Chinika the other day?"
"Yeah, bruh, that's fucked up. Chinika is Darrell's girl."
"See, bruh, that's the kinda fuckassery I can't stand!"

by illykay352 October 1, 2009

fuckatree

Voodoo kharma

Dude built a house out of wrath response from custody determination in divorce

Built the deck posts all faux tree bark

Changed karma for millions

Hard to reverse fuckatree

by Tonythetiler October 18, 2021

Fucktober

Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.

If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.

I can't wait for Fucktober this year, me and my partner are going to have so much fun.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

fuckalope

Any annoying individual may be referred to as a fuckalope however the term is usually used while driving. Dealing with an individual who is driving slow on the interstate, stopping at yeild signs, or slowing down for pedestrians is likely to provoke the use of this fine word.

Slow driver - "Stop tailgating me!"

Correct response - "Shut the fuck up you fuck-faced fuckalope! Get your ass in the slow lane!"

by Cumpster March 19, 2008

Fucktober

The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”

Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!

by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019

fucktometer

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation

Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.

by spicykal May 8, 2009