The native language of the Fuckboy people, indigenous to the nation of Fuckboynia.
"I was tryna talk to dis nigga, but couldn't understand his azz, he wuz speakin' Fuckanese. I don't understand that shit nigga, I'm from Realniggalia."
by wazamfam May 25, 2015
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Confused/foreign languages entered in the Canada rooms of HI-5 that makes people look like horny and sexually confused morons.
Loser: "chicas por European chico..."
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "flowers for pretty woman - i nice guy"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "any ladies wanna chat with a european"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "my dick 21cm girls boys see me"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"
by Glebite May 22, 2006
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non-comprehensible language, or misspelled, or an unknown language. used especially when ticked off, mostly over the Internet. on instant messages
shtu teh fkuu p!

what retard? i dont speak fuckanese!!
by sham77 February 8, 2008
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When using the word fuck or fucking as almost every other word in a sentence.
I can tell they were speaking Fuckanese when they said:

"I can't think of a fucking sentence and it's fucking pissing me the fuck off!"
by Alexis Duvet August 7, 2017
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