Instead of going to law school, I plan on getting my law degree through fuckmosis by screwing my attorney. A few shots of tequila is cheaper than 3 years of tuition.

Bob: After banging my doctor, do you think fuckmosis certifies me to do brain surgery?

Todd: Fuck yes!

Tiffany: Are you certified to do my taxes?
Ashley: Yes... one whole week of screwing my CPA makes more qualified than anyone else with a degree.

Fuckmosis by Black's Law February 28, 2011

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Fuckstonishing

Absolutley astonishing to the point where it's fucked - This word was first created by Taso Du Val and is currently the only result on Google that will come up if you Google "fuckstonishing". Thanks Taso, your creativity is helping mankind progress.

Chris: "Wow, did you see that triple play with the New York Yankees?"

Taso: "Yea, that was absolutley fuckstonishing. Couldn't believe Jeter pulled that off."

Chris: "what?...fuckstonishing?"

Fuckstonishing by Christos K December 24, 2006

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Fuckmosis

The portmanteau of fucked and osmosis. A state in which a person ends up in a fucked position, inadvertently or indirectly due to no overtly, stupid, direct action of their own. As fluid can pass through membrane so does the fuck factor to a second, unseen level besides the original intended of said fuckery.

So I let Ralph borrow my car, he forgets to lock it and left the keys on the seat. Someone steals my car. Ralph has no insurance. Yup, welcome to fuckmosis.

Fuckmosis by jagerhall June 5, 2019

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Fuckatopia

An ideal place or perfect society...where everyone is fucking.

Man, I heard the party this weekend is going to be a fuckatopia!

Fuckatopia by dirtyhippie June 20, 2008

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