10 definitions by Cray Cray J

When you are gay and you get a prostate exam for the first time
Gay man: “How was the doctors appointment, honeybunch?”
Gay husband: “Fantabulous! We had assfun together!”
Gay man: “Wha...”
by Cray Cray J June 6, 2018
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The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!
by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019
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A panini composed entirely of bread and pubes.
Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!
by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019
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A banking company that is nosy as hell because it wants to know what’s in your wallet 24/7.
TV Advertisement: Capital One be like, “What’s in your wallet?”
Viewer: I ain’t telling you! I mean come on bitch that’s my business!
by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019
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Why are you looking up “Illinois” on urbandictionary?!

Don’t you people have jobs?!
Illinois is a US state that borders Iowa, Missouri, Kentucky, Indiana, and Wisconsin.
by Cray Cray J May 27, 2020
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A very boring and complicated class that you should only take if you want to stress your balls out.
Why the hell did I take honors chemistry?! This class is harder than my nipples!
by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019
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The redneck, Republican, idiotic governor of Georgia since 2019 who cheated in the 2018 gubernatorial election. He also praises President Donald Trump like he’s God. Kemp is extremely politically-incorrect, as he pointed a gun at a teenager in his advertisement campaign to show that he supports the second amendment, and he said he’ll drive around in his truck to “pick up illegals himself”.

He also says that he didn’t know that the coronavirus is an asymptomatic virus so he was one of the last state governors to issue a stay-at-home order.
Dang...Governor Brian Kemp sure has made Georgia the laughing stock of the nation.
by Cray Cray J May 14, 2020
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