Frotorious 

Fro•tore•ius (Adj.)

The condition where having an afro makes you stand out/popular/different because no one else in your region can grow one / develop the desire to drift back into the 70's.

A black male living in Tennessee with a bunch of European-Americas who happens to have a fro, would be considered "frotorious."

Correct:

Y'seen that nager right there with his ah-fro? Nager's frotorious, aint nobody else in Tennessee got an ah-fro.

All dem sexy whiiiite gurlz wanna feel my fro nigga, cuz i'm da only one dat gots a fro.

Incorrect:

Yo my nigga we frotorious, we all got us some afros.

Frotorious by The Official Frotorious April 20, 2009

Frolarious 

You'll slap a knee, a leg, or your buddy's back if the joke is funny enough. But do you have the balls to cold-cock slap the fool out of an afro? If it's that funny you will! It may be the last joke you ever have the facial structure to support a smile or most of your teeth after a brother knocks you out...but if it's worth it, give that fro a slap. Make something hilarious, Fro-larious!

That was frolarious!

Oh snap. Someone done knocked Will's fro over. I hope it was for something frolarious!

Frolarious by Dub-city June 17, 2010

Brotorious

The sublime and highly sought after status of being so bro that everyone idolizes you. This includes wearing V-necks, fist pumping, and getting girls.

One must never put a ho before a bro or will face suspension and/or possible expulsion from Brotorious.

Bros must drink excessive amounts and dance on any object possible (coffee tables, stoves, refrigerators, etc.)

To gain official Brotorious status one must go through "Bro-nitiation" which involves partying for a weekend with some Brotorious Bros in the "Bro-Dome" who will put you to the test and vote on if you have what it takes.

Girl: "OMG did you see how fucking sexy those bros were."

Guy: "Yeah there so rad they have to be in Brotorious"

Bros: (in the background) "Bro-Bro-Bro-Brotorious!"

Brotorious by Brotorious Founding Fathers June 2, 2010

Fortorious 

A brave nos soldier. A human but has the nature of a terrior. enjoys ballons. has reached at least level 47. knows more about oxygen than anyother. will most likely die soon

Ashley was the most fortorious balloon user in da planet

Fortorious by nos man September 21, 2012

Futorious 

the optimal outcome of ones plans realized on a future date.

time traveling proved to be very futorious when Kayleigh stepped out of the contraption to realize she had skipped the work week altogether and was faced with the wonder that is Saturday night.

Futorious by $ø September 15, 2020

Fictorious 

Manipulating by means of a lie, a scam or omitting truth in order to win.

The canidate, as usual, was fictorious at the end of the race.

Fictorious by VEER MORTAL September 23, 2017

furytorious 

A person who thinks they "are him" and their jokes are shit. People around them laugh because they feel bad for them.

My name is FURYTORIOUS!

furytorious by ll_cool_charlie December 28, 2023