Definitions by $ø

twalb 

A feathered ground animal with wing like appendages, beaks, bills, or snoots.

The definition stems from the fact that flightless birds should not be classified as birds because they lack the ability to fly. Therefore, being a new class of animals must be addressed correctly as twalbs.

I would never eat a bird, I only eat non-flying feathered animals, like twalbs!

twalb by $ø November 28, 2023

Eyefive 

Eye-five: A form of high-fiving involving no physical contact but instead a series of five winks of the eye done simultaneously with your celebratory partner.

Dude 1: Yo bro nice shot, high-five me!
Dude 2: whoa bro, there's covid to think about now, eyefive me!
Eyefive

Eyefive by $ø April 11, 2023

Complient 

To be complacent in compliance.

The people have become complient as sheep. They mindlessly follow the loudest viewpoint.

Complient by $ø August 13, 2022

Merled 

When something looks almost haggered.

-Dude, that cat is looking haggered.

Na, he still has fight left in him, he is merely merled.

Merled by $ø July 20, 2021

Piestress

A female pie maker of the highest degree.

The bakertarium has a new piestress, she makes the best apple pie in the world.

Piestress by $ø July 20, 2021

Futorious 

the optimal outcome of ones plans realized on a future date.

time traveling proved to be very futorious when Kayleigh stepped out of the contraption to realize she had skipped the work week altogether and was faced with the wonder that is Saturday night.

Futorious by $ø September 15, 2020