$ø's definitions

Futorious

the optimal outcome of ones plans realized on a future date.

time traveling proved to be very futorious when Kayleigh stepped out of the contraption to realize she had skipped the work week altogether and was faced with the wonder that is Saturday night.

by $ø September 15, 2020

Piestress

A female pie maker of the highest degree.

The bakertarium has a new piestress, she makes the best apple pie in the world.

by $ø July 20, 2021

Merled

When something looks almost haggered.

-Dude, that cat is looking haggered.

Na, he still has fight left in him, he is merely merled.

by $ø July 20, 2021

Complient

To be complacent in compliance.

The people have become complient as sheep. They mindlessly follow the loudest viewpoint.

by $ø August 13, 2022

Eyefive

Eye-five: A form of high-fiving involving no physical contact but instead a series of five winks of the eye done simultaneously with your celebratory partner.

Dude 1: Yo bro nice shot, high-five me!
Dude 2: whoa bro, there's covid to think about now, eyefive me!
Eyefive

by $ø April 11, 2023

twalb

A feathered ground animal with wing like appendages, beaks, bills, or snoots.

The definition stems from the fact that flightless birds should not be classified as birds because they lack the ability to fly. Therefore, being a new class of animals must be addressed correctly as twalbs.

I would never eat a bird, I only eat non-flying feathered animals, like twalbs!

by $ø November 28, 2023