balloon

man im out of dope i need to go to the balloon
by afroman April 17, 2002
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slang for condom; slang for protection during sex.
I gotta get a balloon on before my girl gets outta the bathroom.
by The Evster July 13, 2006
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A container for the voice altering substance (helium) that is often used by hippies and colt memmbers such as Sea Scouts, FFA, WWF, and the SCG (Senior Citizens Group).

An object used to shut up small children.
Give that fucking kid a balloon and get him out of my face.

Don\'t forget to grab the balloons we\'re going to Sea Scouts.
by Kellen Olson April 27, 2005
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(v) The act of pulling one's penis out of a girl's rectum while she is unconscious, thus causing her rectum to be extracted, inside-out, from her body, through her anus. This is a common college party prank.
Dude, let's balloon her. You wack on the back of the head, and I'll pull out.

Alfred Lord Hymenson once said: "'Tis better to have ballooned and laughed than never to have ballooned a gal."
by achroom March 22, 2006
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1. a condom

2. a supplier of heroin
If the balloon doesn't fit, you may have to do research on how to find the right size.
by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2011
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A trick done using your ball sack.

Great in the dressing room or at a party in front of the guys.
Let your sack skin hang out from your fingers and blow on your thumb...gradually releasing a nut into your palm. Making it as if you're blowing up you sack.

This is a called "the balloon"

by Bahia July 30, 2006
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1. An idiot
2. Something that is large, massive or enormous.
1. Why is that twat trying to fuck that road cone?? Cos he's a fuckin balloon thats why.

2. I just scored a nice bag o skulli offa my man. Theres a fuckin balloon amont i'm tellin ya!
by toastface August 07, 2005
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