"The Three Types of Bros"
SMART BROS can turn the broness on and off when they have to. they are not truly dedicated but parts of them resemble a bro. if they had to they could get rid of the bro accent and swagger and be a normal guy.
AVERAGE BROS are not stupid but majority of the time they are true bros. they go to the gym and talk stats about games all the time they have tattoos of crosses but not hardcore ones. they can get rid of the broness if they really want to but they normally dont cause they dont want to be embarrassed in front of their friends.
and then there are the HARD CORE BROS / HELMET BROS . always match their clothes. have dip in their mouth all the time. constantly talking about drinking, sports, or working out. at the gym check themselves out in the mirror more then a girl. actually they check themselves out in any shiny surface. have many large cross tats with a shamrock or a sports team on it . protein shakes are always with them they yell and make constipation noises when they lift weights, they yell when they are done, and always slap each others asses. They are so stupid they need helmets
SMART BROS can turn the broness on and off when they have to. they are not truly dedicated but parts of them resemble a bro. if they had to they could get rid of the bro accent and swagger and be a normal guy.
AVERAGE BROS are not stupid but majority of the time they are true bros. they go to the gym and talk stats about games all the time they have tattoos of crosses but not hardcore ones. they can get rid of the broness if they really want to but they normally dont cause they dont want to be embarrassed in front of their friends.
and then there are the HARD CORE BROS / HELMET BROS . always match their clothes. have dip in their mouth all the time. constantly talking about drinking, sports, or working out. at the gym check themselves out in the mirror more then a girl. actually they check themselves out in any shiny surface. have many large cross tats with a shamrock or a sports team on it . protein shakes are always with them they yell and make constipation noises when they lift weights, they yell when they are done, and always slap each others asses. They are so stupid they need helmets
Person1: Now around the fraternity part of the college you are going to find that there are alot of...
Bro: AHHHHHHH YEAAAAA MAN THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BRO UHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME MORE OF THAT MUSCLE MILK MAN WOOOOO YEAAAAA
Person 1: bros
Bro: AHHHHHHH YEAAAAA MAN THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BRO UHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME MORE OF THAT MUSCLE MILK MAN WOOOOO YEAAAAA
Person 1: bros
by liljohnmac2269 November 26, 2009
1. Male friends who are close enough to talk about their feelings, without feeling gay.
2. Men who act like there are no women around, even when there are. They often wear polo shirts and curse loudly, along with excessive use of the word "bro". These types of guys originated the term, "bro".
2. Men who act like there are no women around, even when there are. They often wear polo shirts and curse loudly, along with excessive use of the word "bro". These types of guys originated the term, "bro".
Bitchy Girlfriend: "Where are you? When are you coming home? You're at the bar, aren't you!?!?!?"
Dude: "I'm out with the bros babe. Call you back." *hangs up* "So wassup guys are we gonna go to the bar or what?"
"Bros before Hoes" - Malcolm X
Dude: "I'm out with the bros babe. Call you back." *hangs up* "So wassup guys are we gonna go to the bar or what?"
"Bros before Hoes" - Malcolm X
by SOCKO_of_DETHEROC April 03, 2011
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by Blue&Bros April 20, 2011
The classic video game, called Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo 64. It could also be put under the category of "One of the Best Video Games Ever". When you play Bros, you put your top-noch game face on and seek to completely fuck everyone a new butthole to become the victor and earn bragging rights. When a group of dudes get together to play some Bros, it can get pretty intense and there tends to be a lot of cussing. Another thing about Bros, nobody likes a salty motherfucker.
"Dude, you wanna play some Bros??"
"Hell yeah! But I got class in like 15 minutes."
"Fuck it!"
"Hahaha, alright. Let's do this."
"Hell yeah! But I got class in like 15 minutes."
"Fuck it!"
"Hahaha, alright. Let's do this."
by Spoog March 27, 2012
A deep brotherly connection with another male that can be both related to you or not related to you. You two are so close that you are brothers for life. Originated by Calacat in 2009 north of Seattle.
by Calacat2 February 21, 2011