Futorious

the optimal outcome of ones plans realized on a future date.

time traveling proved to be very futorious when Kayleigh stepped out of the contraption to realize she had skipped the work week altogether and was faced with the wonder that is Saturday night.

by $ø September 15, 2020

fularious

Intensifier of "hilarious" created by combining "funny" and "hilarious." You know it's really "fucking hilarious," but if grandma ever asks...

Everyone was falling off the pews with laughter when Pastor Dave slipped and said Milla was Charles's "new ride" instead of "new bride." It was so fularious, Grandma!

by Eidetic Memory April 7, 2005

furiously masturbating

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.

Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.

by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009

furious masturbation

(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait

Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating

In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.

by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

Furious Beppler

When a Beppler, or one of his friends he has to pay to have, looses a pvp fight or an item and the Beppler has to spend real money to replace the in-game item.

Damn, that is one Furious Beppler. The guy he gives stuff to so he will be his friend just lost an item that costs about 500$ and he had to replace it.

by Stouts June 21, 2020

Bi-furious

Bi-furious describes a person who becomes enraged when they are constantly asked whether they're gay or straight.

Another girl at the office asked David if he was gay and he went completely bi-furious on her ass.

by Ash Flanders July 6, 2005

furious mastrabation

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

by Darker January 21, 2010