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Try it. No human can correctly pronounce the word, "texts" , it usually comes out as "texs".
"I have sent you several textings about your grandmother has fallen and can't get up".
by VEER MORTAL July 01, 2011

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Walk into a room and think "what the fuck did i come in here for"
Shit, whatifor. Now I gotta go back to where i was to remember.
by VEER MORTAL June 28, 2011

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a kid on a laptop, ipod in ears, in front of a tv on, and texting on the phone.
"I'm not here right now, it's an eFLOOD".
by VEER MORTAL June 28, 2011

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You say something and the complete opposite happens in the next moment. An "opposite coincidence."
"I like to be safe and clear the gun", BOOM. "hey, an oppicidence, i'll get a towel".
by VEER MORTAL September 23, 2017

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Manipulating by means of a lie, a scam or omitting truth in order to win.
The canidate, as usual, was fictorious at the end of the race.
by VEER MORTAL September 23, 2017

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