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When you masturbate to some (or all) of the black Friday deals in a harbor freight catalog
"Hey bill, check out this air compressor!"

"I know Bob, i found myself freighturbating to it earlier, a lot!"
by Godberd November 15, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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