friggtard
Shortened form of "Friggin' Retard". A person who is such an unintelligent jerk, they deserve to be mocked with trendy blogspeak.
friggtard by Nick Kopas December 25, 2007
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fricktard
A freak and a retard (referring to a kid who is exceptionally annoying and you just wanna punch their face because even looking at it is annoying).
"Yo, I heard that Bobby clogged your toilet for the 7th time and you had to plunge it again."
"I know....that little fricktard."
"I know....that little fricktard."
fricktard by Narbear1224 October 9, 2014
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frigtard by Steve Dallas January 28, 2007
Friggatriskaidekaphobia
The fear of Friday the thirteenth. The Frigga is for Friday, the triskai is for 3, the deka means 10, so triskaideca means 13, and phobia is the fear.
Guy 1: So what's up?
Guy 2: What date is it?
Guy 3: Friday the thirteenth.
Guy 4: Anyone here have friggatriskaidekaphobia?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 4: Not me.
Guy 1: Nope.
Guy 3: None of us.
Guy 2: What date is it?
Guy 3: Friday the thirteenth.
Guy 4: Anyone here have friggatriskaidekaphobia?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 4: Not me.
Guy 1: Nope.
Guy 3: None of us.
Friggatriskaidekaphobia by Matt11111 September 18, 2012
Friggatriskaidekaphobia
Friggatriskaidekaphobia by nunyuhbzwacks April 21, 2008
Friggatriskaidekaphobic
Since John was a friggatriskaidekaphobic, he stayed home all day on Friday the 13th in fear of something bad happening.
Friggatriskaidekaphobic by UlricLeo September 16, 2012
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