friggtard 

Shortened form of "Friggin' Retard". A person who is such an unintelligent jerk, they deserve to be mocked with trendy blogspeak.

Joe just bought a Zune, he's such a friggtard.

friggtard by Nick Kopas December 25, 2007

frisktard 

A very goated and sexy individual with lots of money and lots of simps.

Damn frisktard is so goated I wish I was them

frisktard by Frisktard April 25, 2021

fricktard 

A freak and a retard (referring to a kid who is exceptionally annoying and you just wanna punch their face because even looking at it is annoying).

"Yo, I heard that Bobby clogged your toilet for the 7th time and you had to plunge it again."
"I know....that little fricktard."

fricktard by Narbear1224 October 9, 2014

frigtard 

Frig (derivative of fuck) + tard (retard) = frigtard (fucking retard)

That frigtard thinks Windows is a superior operating system to Mac OS X.

frigtard by Steve Dallas January 28, 2007

Friggatriskaidekaphobia

The fear of Friday the thirteenth. The Frigga is for Friday, the triskai is for 3, the deka means 10, so triskaideca means 13, and phobia is the fear.

Guy 1: So what's up?
Guy 2: What date is it?
Guy 3: Friday the thirteenth.
Guy 4: Anyone here have friggatriskaidekaphobia?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 4: Not me.
Guy 1: Nope.
Guy 3: None of us.

Friggatriskaidekaphobia by Matt11111 September 18, 2012

Friggatriskaidekaphobia

The original word for the fear of Friday 13.
The other word is paraskevidekatriaphobia.

bob: o shit, today is thursday 12!
jim: stfu, you just have friggatriskaidekaphobia.

Friggatriskaidekaphobia by nunyuhbzwacks April 21, 2008

Friggatriskaidekaphobic 

Phobia of Friday the 13th. Afraid of something bad or horrible done on the 13th of Friday.

Since John was a friggatriskaidekaphobic, he stayed home all day on Friday the 13th in fear of something bad happening.

Friggatriskaidekaphobic by UlricLeo September 16, 2012