friggtard

Shortened form of "Friggin' Retard". A person who is such an unintelligent jerk, they deserve to be mocked with trendy blogspeak.

Joe just bought a Zune, he's such a friggtard.

by Nick Kopas December 25, 2007

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frisktard

A very goated and sexy individual with lots of money and lots of simps.

Damn frisktard is so goated I wish I was them

by Frisktard April 25, 2021

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fricktard

A freak and a retard (referring to a kid who is exceptionally annoying and you just wanna punch their face because even looking at it is annoying).

"Yo, I heard that Bobby clogged your toilet for the 7th time and you had to plunge it again."
"I know....that little fricktard."

by Narbear1224 October 9, 2014

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frigtard

Frig (derivative of fuck) + tard (retard) = frigtard (fucking retard)

That frigtard thinks Windows is a superior operating system to Mac OS X.

by Steve Dallas January 28, 2007

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Friggatriskaidekaphobia

The fear of Friday the thirteenth. The Frigga is for Friday, the triskai is for 3, the deka means 10, so triskaideca means 13, and phobia is the fear.

Guy 1: So what's up?
Guy 2: What date is it?
Guy 3: Friday the thirteenth.
Guy 4: Anyone here have friggatriskaidekaphobia?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 4: Not me.
Guy 1: Nope.
Guy 3: None of us.

by Matt11111 September 18, 2012

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