Foxturbation 

Noun - The act of watching FOX News to obtain talking points which justify one's racist gut inclinations.

This morning, during "Executive Time", President Trump honed his skills of Foxturbation for three hours straight.

Foxturbation by Anyone Buttrump May 10, 2018

fasturbation 

Competitive Speed Wanking

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation

fasturbation by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

Fasturbation 

When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.

Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...

Fasturbation by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011

fasturbation 

the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom

Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!

fasturbation by vivezplus April 29, 2007

footerbation 

when a girl on boy or boy on boy rubs his or her feet angainst a penis

dude jenny gave me footerbation last night she was rubbing it so hard!,God i love footerbation the feeling is awesome, I got footerbationed so hard last night she was touching me so much,footerbation is awesome it strocks it alot,Oh yeah yeah yeah footerbation me harder harder.I herd those two gay guys gave themselves footerbation.

footerbation by Jackulate January 18, 2008

fasturbation 

rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.

im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up

fasturbation by insomniacal maniac September 1, 2009

fasturbation 

The act of not eating for atleast 24 hours, and then fapping as pay off.

"Gosh, I hate being a muslim, the only way to make fasting tolerable is by ye olde fasturbation motivation.

fasturbation by titfacemcgee November 19, 2011