Boxturbation

To masturbate (self-intimacy) inside a box.

I was very lonely,cold and ashamed i coudl not get any,so i resorted to boxturbation.

by Daynizzle December 7, 2003

basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

by I3igCheese October 23, 2006

Foxturbation

Noun - The act of watching FOX News to obtain talking points which justify one's racist gut inclinations.

This morning, during "Executive Time", President Trump honed his skills of Foxturbation for three hours straight.

by Anyone Buttrump May 10, 2018

Boxerbation

The pathetic act of simulated boxing, through high speed, rapid succession uppercuts, jabs and haymakers, against imaginary opponents.

Boxerbation is usually done in private if the if the person still possesses a shred of dignity.

Public boxerbation although still legal in most states is generally frowned upon as to ridiculous to warrant acknowledgment as an actual human function.

In the film Real Steel, Hugh Jackman almost pulled off being human until, his bizarre display of public boxerbation in front of an audience of millions.

by Rick Pitt October 8, 2011

busturbation

The act of touching one's genitals on a public bus.

Dude, that homeless guy was practicing some serious busturbation in the seat next to me! SICK!!

by NuttyByNature2 July 21, 2010

basturbation

basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.

He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.

by snarkyken August 20, 2008

coxturbation

masturbating a japanese midget while laying a steaming pile of crap on your spouses chest.

I was not aware of what coxturbation was until I watched a video on the web. My wife wanted to try it but I couldn't find a midget anywhere.

by Shawdog65 January 18, 2012