you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

basturbation by I3igCheese October 23, 2006

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Foxturbation

Noun - The act of watching FOX News to obtain talking points which justify one's racist gut inclinations.

This morning, during "Executive Time", President Trump honed his skills of Foxturbation for three hours straight.

Foxturbation by Anyone Buttrump May 10, 2018

Boxerbation

The pathetic act of simulated boxing, through high speed, rapid succession uppercuts, jabs and haymakers, against imaginary opponents.

Boxerbation is usually done in private if the if the person still possesses a shred of dignity.

Public boxerbation although still legal in most states is generally frowned upon as to ridiculous to warrant acknowledgment as an actual human function.

In the film Real Steel, Hugh Jackman almost pulled off being human until, his bizarre display of public boxerbation in front of an audience of millions.

Boxerbation by Rick Pitt October 8, 2011

busturbation

The act of touching one's genitals on a public bus.

Dude, that homeless guy was practicing some serious busturbation in the seat next to me! SICK!!

busturbation by NuttyByNature2 July 21, 2010

basturbation

basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.

He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.

basturbation by snarkyken August 20, 2008

coxturbation

masturbating a japanese midget while laying a steaming pile of crap on your spouses chest.

I was not aware of what coxturbation was until I watched a video on the web. My wife wanted to try it but I couldn't find a midget anywhere.

coxturbation by Shawdog65 January 18, 2012

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026