chocolate lady

1. a horny middle aged woman who unabashedly verbalizes her fantasies about youger men, often with a Fran Drescher- like intonation, named for the almost universal adoration and overconsumption of chocolate these women exhibit

2. anyone who exhibits characteristics of a chocolate lady

Chocolote Lady: Mmmm! That Bo Bice has such a tight little ass!

Observer: Chocolate lady, three o'clock.

by vivezplus September 02, 2006

fasturbation

the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom

Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!

by vivezplus April 23, 2007