motivation

A reason why employees across the world don't work any harder. If somebody works as hard as they can, they don't get paid another dime. It's a problem of motivation.

Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?

Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation?

by Office Space Rules December 03, 2009

motivation

word porn

motivation is porn for the heart

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

motivation

Hotties at the gym.
Exceptionally beautiful people at a gym or other place where people work out.

Heard at the gym: "Wow dude, there's a lot of motivation here today! I should have no problem busting out a gang of super sets."
"Hey, where's all the motivation today? A gym without a lot of motivation walking around is like working out with a weight set in your garage."

by sycohlc December 12, 2009

motivation

One thing that is really hard to get, especially when someone is a lazy-ass muthasucka.

LAZY-ASS STUDENT: Mr. X, may I turn in my essay at the next class meeting?
TEACHER (MR. X): Didn't I tell all of my students that I don't accept late assignments?!
LAZY-ASS STUDENT: ...yeah, I guess.... I was late at our first class...
TEACHER: (turn his head, collect his stuff, and walk away with a I-don't-give-a-damn kind of face...)

by uglyron January 25, 2004

motivation

*according to kelly rowland & lil wayne, sexual\love. (:

MOTIVATION IS THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD! :D

by Weezy baby! (: November 19, 2011

motivation

Another term for marajuana.

You got some motivation?

by thisiswore July 18, 2010

motivation

Adj; used to describe the false sense of enthusiasim one shows to get their jackass boss to leave them alone false motivation

"I knew i didnt have to check up on Molitor today after he showed such outstanding motivation this mornig."

by living proof December 12, 2003