fortubation

When you masterbate in your favourite sheet/blanket fort.

Dude, last nights fortubation was exhausting. I'm tots tired.

by MaleDominanceFTW December 28, 2013

Frotulation

Froh-tu-lay-shuhn
–noun
1. Mutual stimulation or massage of ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
Done correctly, if frenzied ego stroking is performed, frotulation may almost lead to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.

—Related forms
Frotulate - Verb
Frotulational - adjective
Frotulatory

"Steve, what happened in your first Sales Meeting, how did it go?"
"Very tiring, thanks so much for asking! There were three or four of the managers indulging in massive frotulation - a lot of love in the room."

by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008

Fortication

Like fornication but inside of a fort or fort-like structure.

eg. Blanket fort, tree house, refrigerator box, etc.

Michelle: I hear Steve and Andrea are building a fort instead of coming out tonight.
Leanne: Oh yeah? Sounds like they'll be into some serious fortication this weekend.
Michelle: Truth. If the refrigerator box is a rockin, don't come a knockin.

by incufilter November 14, 2016

Foxturbation

Noun - The act of watching FOX News to obtain talking points which justify one's racist gut inclinations.

This morning, during "Executive Time", President Trump honed his skills of Foxturbation for three hours straight.

by Anyone Buttrump May 10, 2018

Flatubation

Masturbating to the smell of your own farts.

Flatubation is probably best in the morning when I have gas and morning wood.

by LefseLunatic September 13, 2019

flatubation

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

focubation

Comes from the cojecation of "focused incubation". he act of incubating an idea with a high degree of pre-meditated focus. Trying to develop an idea that you already think you know what it is, or should be. Brainstorming, using other people's ideas to make yours better.

Let's not brainstorm on a variety of ideas. Let's do some focubation around how to make this idea better.

by nevetz March 7, 2011