Speed

What I feel the need for.

I feel the need, the need for speed.

by The One Who Smiles Due To... October 30, 2015

Speed

Amphetamine or amphetamine salts. Not meth, you incorrigible fucknuts. Speed lacks a methyl group. Don't do meth.

John: I'm on speed right now.

Joe: You're on meth?!

John: No, I'm on SPEED, you incorrigible fucknut.

by Rihanyce November 19, 2011

Speed

Distance divided by time.

Or Meth.

"Let's do speed so I can stay up all night and study for my finals!!11shift!"

by o revelation o April 29, 2008

Speed

A movie about Dennis Hopper wanting to blow up a bus because he had too much amphetamines.

Homer Simpson: I saw this movie about this bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

by rustyshackleford August 02, 2007

Speed

hottest man in the world fr fr no cap

Person 1: You're like Speed, the hottest man in the world
Speed: I'm Speed bbg

by SpeedLmao November 16, 2021

Speed

Common name for Amphetamine.
Made with pseudoephedrine and many household items such as draincleaner, lots of manufacturer's have been killed when their 'speed lab' blows up.

"Let's snort some speed."

by Diego August 25, 2003

Speed

Another amazing drug to be on while having sex. Much better then being on extasy but has about the same effects. Sex is amazing, but having sex while your on speed is even more AMAZING!!!

"Dude i had sex with this chick last night and she was on speed and it was like a damn machine man... brurururur..."

by SBB May 10, 2005