fasturbation

Competitive Speed Wanking

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation

by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

fasturbation

the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom

Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!

by vivezplus April 23, 2007

fasturbation

rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.

im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up

by insomniacal maniac September 1, 2009

fasturbation

The act of not eating for atleast 24 hours, and then fapping as pay off.

"Gosh, I hate being a muslim, the only way to make fasting tolerable is by ye olde fasturbation motivation.

by titfacemcgee November 19, 2011

fasturbate

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions

my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate

by Chris "KMoney" Mason November 29, 2005

Fasturbation

When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.

Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...

by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011

Fasturbate

When you masturbate really hard to send yourself to sleep.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.

I heard the keys in the door so I fasturbated

by Eboracum December 3, 2014