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Casturbation

Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009

chaturbation 

n. the act of auto-sexual pleasure as enhanced by an online chat often augmented with webcam video
Bob: Hey Richard, I'm going to chat with my girlfriend Belinda before bed.
Richard: Ok Bob. Enjoy your chaturbation.
chaturbation by Cletus Hanson October 4, 2007

Foxturbation 

Noun - The act of watching FOX News to obtain talking points which justify one's racist gut inclinations.
This morning, during "Executive Time", President Trump honed his skills of Foxturbation for three hours straight.

consturbation 

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.
consturbation by Garth Y. March 17, 2008

Boxturbation 

To masturbate (self-intimacy) inside a box.
I was very lonely,cold and ashamed i coudl not get any,so i resorted to boxturbation.
Boxturbation by Daynizzle December 7, 2003

Consturbation 

After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.
"Oddly enough... masturbating doesn't seem so bad after consturbation."