coxturbation

masturbating a japanese midget while laying a steaming pile of crap on your spouses chest.

I was not aware of what coxturbation was until I watched a video on the web. My wife wanted to try it but I couldn't find a midget anywhere.

by Shawdog65 January 18, 2012

Casturbation

Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.

Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option

by neilsonz January 27, 2009

chaturbation

n. the act of auto-sexual pleasure as enhanced by an online chat often augmented with webcam video

Bob: Hey Richard, I'm going to chat with my girlfriend Belinda before bed.
Richard: Ok Bob. Enjoy your chaturbation.

by Cletus Hanson October 4, 2007

Foxturbation

Noun - The act of watching FOX News to obtain talking points which justify one's racist gut inclinations.

This morning, during "Executive Time", President Trump honed his skills of Foxturbation for three hours straight.

by Anyone Buttrump May 10, 2018

consturbation

Continuous excessive masturbation.

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

by Garth Y. March 17, 2008

Boxturbation

To masturbate (self-intimacy) inside a box.

I was very lonely,cold and ashamed i coudl not get any,so i resorted to boxturbation.

by Daynizzle December 7, 2003

Consturbation

After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.

"Oddly enough... masturbating doesn't seem so bad after consturbation."

by monkeytestlilcecancer October 25, 2011