coxturbation
I was not aware of what coxturbation was until I watched a video on the web. My wife wanted to try it but I couldn't find a midget anywhere.
coxturbation by Shawdog65 January 18, 2012
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Casturbation
Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009
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chaturbation
Bob: Hey Richard, I'm going to chat with my girlfriend Belinda before bed.
Richard: Ok Bob. Enjoy your chaturbation.
Richard: Ok Bob. Enjoy your chaturbation.
chaturbation by Cletus Hanson October 4, 2007
Foxturbation
Noun - The act of watching FOX News to obtain talking points which justify one's racist gut inclinations.
This morning, during "Executive Time", President Trump honed his skills of Foxturbation for three hours straight.
Foxturbation by Anyone Buttrump May 10, 2018
consturbation
consturbation by Garth Y. March 17, 2008
Boxturbation
Boxturbation by Daynizzle December 7, 2003
Consturbation
After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.
Consturbation by monkeytestlilcecancer October 25, 2011
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